Downward Spiral

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

(Source: maimedlion, via fuckingandroids)

spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

(via pizza)

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

kendrick-tits:

me after watching the pilot of faking it:

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(via darkskiesandoceaneyes)

trillgamesh:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Remember how everyone thought it was so ridiculous and uneducated of Tumblr users to think that those people were Nazis and now it looks like they might very well be nazis, amazing

trillgamesh:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Remember how everyone thought it was so ridiculous and uneducated of Tumblr users to think that those people were Nazis and now it looks like they might very well be nazis, amazing

(via princexzayn)

jamie-darling:

Girls skating in the seventies.

Including Laura Thornhill, (mostly), Kim Cespedes, Robin Logan, Ellen-Oneal,

(Source: fourteen-forty, via henriksaves)

“This is going to end badly… I’m still going to watch it anyway.”
— Everyone who has watched the ‘faking it’ trailer (via thatoneloser-kid)

(via leighades)

Since it seems to be post pictures from Iraq day. #sleepybitch #tbt #oif #howispentmywar

Since it seems to be post pictures from Iraq day. #sleepybitch #tbt #oif #howispentmywar